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Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.
Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.
In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".
"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.
Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"
Bird shits, or when the frequency or runnyness of your own shitting comes to resemble that of birds.
"I must have parked beneath the bird anal clinic, because when I got to my car it was covered in diarrheets."
"I'm so glad the library has a wheelchair bathroom. The books and quietness always give me the diarrheets."
The act of going back and Liking someone's non-current photograph on Facebook or Instagram.
"You got an iPhone! Now you can go and back-like my most artistic photographs on Instagram."
"I think Donald has a crush on me...he just back-liked six of my profile pics!!"
"I just added Marsha on Facebook...I'll go and back-like a few of her selfies to make her feel awesome."
Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.
Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.
Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!
Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.
Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.
An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.
Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??
Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
Links to videos or websites etc. that people send each other, i.e. nuggets that people trade.
Girl 1: Holy fuck have you been on urbandictionary.com? Soooo funny!
Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.