kleo

verb: to catch feline AIDS

Slutty cats catch kleo, not mice.

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will knot

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

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beastiphilia

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.

I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.

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coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.

The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.

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bestiphilia

A common misspelling for beastiphilia.

"I can't believe you made the mistake of looking up bestiphilia instead of beastiphilia," said newtdecay.

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Borington

noun: Describes the city of Burlington, Ontario, Canada more precisely. The name originates from the lack of things to do in the city of over 300,000.

I just got back from Borington, all there was to do was play with hamsters.

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post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.

01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."

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