Abbie

Abbie’s are women with blonde or brown hair and beautiful, enchanting green eyes that will make any man fall madly in love. So much so that he usually treats her badly because he doesn’t know how to confess his true feelings. You have to be a fucking idiot to let an Abbie go. Abbie’s are loyal, caring, wise and the type of gal you can talk about weird shit with for hours. Even the strongest man will cry on her shoulder because he knows Abbie will keep his secrets and comfort him. Abbie is great at sex. She likes to have sex at least 15 times a day with her boyfriend and will even do it in public if necessary. Abbie’s are the kinds of women who make you feel alive, safe, and inspired...and need I mention, sexually satisfied. Abbie’s are strong and don’t need anyone. If she’s not happy, she will leave. She does not play games. If you do her dirty, she will wipe your name from existence, move on to find someone better and kick you to the curb when you come running back to her. Many men want an Abbie as a life long partner. Want to be happy? Go find yourself an Abbie, and marry her before someone much better than you steals her from you.

Mike: “Bro, Abbie deserved way better than that asshole who treated her like shit. I’m so glad she dumped him.”
George: “Hell yea bro I know. I should date her and show her what she needs.”
Mike: “Fuck you dude, Abbie is mine. I wanted her first.”

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