Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.

That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.

The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.

The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.

Yankeeship

Due to the fact that the New York Yankees have won so many championships, 27 as of this definitions posting, it is more acceptable to call the winner of the World Series that year's Yankeeship.

"Championships, we couldn't even call it that. We've got so many of them we might as well call them Yankeeships." LordKaT

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Non-Interview

When a company tells you they are going to give you an interview and months later they tell you that you didn't get the job without giving you the interview that they promised.

Person 1: Capital One gave me a non-interview today.
Person 2: THOSE GUTLESS BASTARDS!!!

Sherlock Homo

Closer to an calling a person, "Einstein," when he makes an overly obviuos remark.

Phil: Hey it's raining out.
Joel: Yes, brilliant deduction, Sherlock Homo.

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