tablelands

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia.
It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts.
Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.

If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.

The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die.
There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks.
See also:
Malanda
Atherton
Ravenshoe
Mareeba
Milla Milla
Herberton

Have you been to the tablelands before?
> Fuck no, place is a shithole

I'm from the tablelands
> Don't speak to me

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Milla Milla

A town located on the tablelands

It is occupied mainly be ice cookers and pedophiles.

We don't go to Milla Milla.

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Think Tank

You get tanked(drunk), preferably with others for discourse, and then you think.

Often associated with the ballmer peak.

Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner

The think tank last night was very productive, we finished our programming assignment.

Audiophile

An insufferable person, very similar to cycling enthusiasts who can't shut the fuck up about some part or piece of gear.
Likely to recommend overpriced audio equipment, goes to a party and comments on sound quality.

Frequently preys on normal people (and/or musicians) looking to buy normal, reasonably priced equipment.

If confronted with audiophiles, consider the following steps:
Doff ear protection.
Ensure that the audiophile is not wearing ear protection.
Rattle off some extremely loud firearms, explosives, fireworks, etc.
The audiophile is now (equalized).

Not to be confused with pedophile, although there is likely some overlap.

John is an Audiophile, he is a knobhead.