Turds with Friends

Playing Words with Friends, whilst sitting on the toilet. You get a personal bonis if you play a poop themed word.

Phil: <IM through WWF> I just played effluvia, I get a bunch of points and a personal bonus>
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!

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Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.

Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha

Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone

Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!

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