BCD

the best dick around: blue collar dick

Sammy: you seem tense
Ashley: yeah, I really need some BCD

Play-doh nose

When a nose is so chubby and thick it looks like a chunk of play-doh that someone just slapped on

Amber: Anfisa is so pretty but something’s off about her face
Ashley: it’s because she has a play-doh nose

Amber: omg you’re right!

BHEW

Butt hole eating worthy

Ashley: Did you hear Kim K. & Kanye are getting a divorce?

Jason: No way, she’s so BHEW!!!!

ADHD Pile-Up

When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize you’re vacuuming your oven

Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still haven’t washed them

Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up