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Ali: ugh that girl didnât tip me for her hair after all the time I spent making sure it was the perfect blond!
Ashley: sheâs such a SCC
Ali: yeah, she really is
the best dick around: blue collar dick
Sammy: you seem tense
Ashley: yeah, I really need some BCD
Ashley: Did you hear Kim K. & Kanye are getting a divorce?
Jason: No way, sheâs so BHEW!!!!
When a nose is so chubby and thick it looks like a chunk of play-doh that someone just slapped on
Amber: Anfisa is so pretty but somethingâs off about her face
Ashley: itâs because she has a play-doh nose
Amber: omg youâre right!
When your ADHD is at its peak and your dishes pile up, your laundry piles up, your mail piles up etc. and it all hits at once and cut to 2AM and you realize youâre vacuuming your oven
Ashley: remember those wine glasses from 3 weeks ago? I still havenât washed them
Amy: oh man you must have hit that ADHD pile-up