Garrett

Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.

Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.