shit camel

Someone who goes for long periods of time without taking a dump. Especially someone who prefers and actually endeavors to crap as infrequently as possible.

I hate to be interrupted in the middle of a multi-day gaming marathon. I wish I was a SHIT CAMEL.

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palinizing

The art of distraction with the goal of diverting attention away from a fault and towards the glittering veneer of hollow talking points which dazzle but do nothing in terms of answering the question presented.

Sarah Palin is really good at palinizing, and does it every time someone asks her a question. I think that's why it's called "palinizing."

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