defam

Defam: verb
Defamming: noun, gerund

Defamming is the process of removing an individual from the Fam. The Fam (short for family) is usually a tight-knit group of people, otherwise fammable in nature, who see each other on a regular basis and consider themselves close. When someone has committed an atrocity in the eyes of the Fam, they can be defammed by a majority vote or by command of the authorities in said Fam.

Grace, your shoes are fucking horrendous you're defammed.

Hawkins: I haven't seen Seinfeld.

Matthew: You're defammed! Get the fuck out!

Robocunt

A male having sex with a computer or electronic device.

Oh dude, I just robocunted the shit out of my Apple II.

I was robocunting a nasty Asus Zephyrus G14 last night and now I think I have a robofection.