izak

the world's leading supplier of horse semen.

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Suckiyaki

Pronounced SU-KI-YAKI.

The ancient Japanese oral sex technique, where a woman inserts a man's penis into a mouthful of mixed vegetables.

Man 1: "I've totally got greanbeans and corn jammed down my piss-tube."

Man 2: "Suckiyaki, huh?"

Man 1: "....yeah."