peek-a-boo

A man bends a woman over and does her from behind, then pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has discharged his load. As the woman turns around to congratulate her male, he skeets his man juice onto her face

"i thought he had finished, but the bastard tricked me and gave me a peek-a-boo as soon as i turned around"

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grammar soviet

Someone who's written work is so riddled with basic grammar and spelling errors that reading one of their posts is akin to receiving a human-wave attack full of wrong.

The complete opposite of a grammar nazi.

User 1: Wow, that guy's post is totally incomprehensible
User 2: Yeah, he's a total grammar soviet.

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