the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

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jko

holding a jack and a king of two different suits
jack king off

going all in with two ladies is a much better feeling than jko

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sexpot

person who always is having sex

reference to jack lemmon in "the apartment" cuz all his work buddies used his apartment to shagtheir girlfriends so the neighbors always thought he was a total man whore
so when he brought this skank he picked up at a bar on new years he told her he had a reputation as a sexpot

skank, after shes being booted from the apartment without gettin any"some lover you are, SOME SEXPOT"

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tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy

you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one

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two ladies

a pair of queens
lesbians
bitches
four tits

nick turns up his cards showing his pair of queens and says "do these two ladies look scared?"

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