penguin

you punch a girl in both of her eyes making them black and blow a load on her face.

my girl got a penguin yesterday, its not an animal though

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christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree

dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.

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