Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

buwaddabout

-A word used to try to redirect a valid accusation with another accusation when confronted on one's shit.

-Short for "but what about"

"Trump's tax cuts are going to lead to a raise in our taxes starting this year" "buwaddabout when Obama raised taxes for his stupid health care program?"

"Marjorie Taylor Greene actually suggested the California wild fires were started by Jewish space lasers! What fucking psycho!" "Buwaddabout when Ilhan Omar made the comment about the Benjamins?"