e-life

A term used to describe someone who lives on MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They do nothing besides work, eat, sleep, and talk to strangers on the internet. Usually their pages are exaggerate either slightly or massively.

"Dude, I met this girl on Facebook yesterday."
"Man, it better not be like that last chick who just had an e-life."

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ballsacknowledgable

A state of being when you know your way around a man's body even with your eyes closed.

Jen? Oh by now she's definitely ballsacknowledgable.
Prostitutes are ballsacknowledgable.

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