Newfie Breath Mint

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.

I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.

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mountain nipple

The hard twin peaks resulting from cold or typically a wet tongue run around the nipple.

I accidentally spilled liquid nitrogen on her tits and she got mountain nipple.

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scroatjinx

To have a scrotum that is jinxed to endure the pain of children jumping on it in the early morning hours.

At the office: "My son sacks me every morning," complained George.

Bob interrupts saying, "You must have a scroatjinx!"

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