kung fung

The crusty film that accumulates on individual pubic hairs after sex or a long period between showers.

Kristen- "did you go down on Tate?"
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".

Russian doll fart

A group of sequential farts that decrease in both sonic and gaseous output, similar to the visual effect of Russian nesting dolls standing side by side.

JEREMY: <S P L O R R R T... SPLERT ... Poik ... pernt... prnt ... pft>
ALICE: Aw, man -- did you just Russian doll fart in here?