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Once rated one as of the worst Universities in Canada, this sad excuse for a university mostly caters to the non bilingual population of Ottawa. It has also been known as "Last Chance U", due to its very low entrance requirements.This means all the students that Ottawa U rejects upon application, would probably get accepted at Carleton. Most Carleton students hate the fact that Ottawa U is an official bilingual university and that most of their staff will address students in French before switching to English.
The only redeeming feature Carleton has to offer is their Journalism program. Unfortunately this is becoming a useless discipline because the standards of journalistic writing and integrity have significantly dropped in recent years, meaning any uneducated bozo can become a "journalist".
Carleton students constantly bad mouth the University of Ottawa because they have an inferiority complex, they even made a silly chant about how much they hate their rival University.
As one could see from the lack of criticisms for Carleton on urban dictionary, most U of O students could care less about the rivalry. They know Carleton has a terrible reputation and no matter what improvements Carleton has made over the years this reputation will linger for years to come.
Prospective student: Hey dad I'm think of going to Carleton University instead of U Of O.
Dad: If you think I am going to help you pay to go to last chance U, you can forget it.
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An albatross who has evolved around dairy farms and cheese factories.
It's wings are held together by different kinds of cheeses because it loves to bathe in hot cultured milk and flap inside the vats to make cheese.
Most cheesebatrosses prefer young cheeses like Gouda because they are easier to make and require less effort. Cheesebatrosses are the same size as other species of Albatrosses however their talons have evolved to specifically grab cheese from distracted picnickers and vulnerable children enjoying cheese string or grilled cheese.
They can be quite viscous when protecting the cheesy nests and will go for the eyes and crotch. They have been known to chase the Cheetos cheetah away from the large amounts of Cheetos he has received through endorsement deals and steal them.
They have also been known to feed on small human children by spraying very sticky cheese , grabbing them and dropping them on jagged rocks for a lovely tender and cheesy meal. They are quite fascinating and are mostly found in southern Canada and the east coast of the United States.
Rawk ! Rawk!
Joe Bob: What the fuck is that?
Gill: I think its an Albatross.
Gill: Look Junior ! Look at the pretty bird!
Junior( Small Child): Gaga goo goo
Joe Bob: Wait a min' ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Gill: What!?
Cheesebatross: CRAWWWW! (sprays cheese on Junior and grabs him, then flys away)
Gill: NO!!!!
Joe Bob : WHAT THE FUCK!
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Cleetus: Hey Marah, whats that flappin around in my milk vat!
Marah: I think its a big ol bird or sumtin.
Cleetus: CHRIST! Its A Cheesebatross! if it keeps on going its gonna turn my Mozzarella inta Gouhda! MOTHERFUCKER!
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