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N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.
After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.
Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.
Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.
N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.
Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"
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(adj.) When a person cannot find the clitoris on their partner during sexual activity. A portmanteau of Γ’ΒΒclitorisΓ’ΒΒ and Γ’ΒΒobliviousΓ’ΒΒ.
Sally was never sexually satisfied; her partner was completely oblitorous.
Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"
Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*
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N. An asshole that blocks an aisle or any other passageway
It took Eliza 20 minutes before she could reach her seat on the plane because the aislehole in 13-B took his sweet time putting his backpack, guitar, snorkeling gear, and laptop bag in the overhead compartment.
My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.
N. A group of Australian blokes
"So we were just there in a bar minding our own business when we were overrun by a massive paussie. Things got out of hand."
"Beware the Tzion and Banny paussie! Those guys drink till they shit."
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