roleplay

When you act out one of your sexual fantasies using characters ie. Dentist, teacher etc

"Let's play doctors and nurses!"

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pop

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon.

Did you pop the game yesterday?
I popped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started popping.
Pop this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of popping it, but it's quite pricey.

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Limpenny

an incrediably sexy name derives from the word sexylimpenny. every1 who no's her has to buy her sweets

being utterly n completely sexy

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slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

quadocule

A visually impaired individual who is reliant upon ocular devices to enhance their sight to a point as to allow said person to view the world with the clarity of a sober individual rather than what a drunken hobo would see.

A painting by an Impressionist.

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waist cincher

A garment originating from the Victorian era which tightly holds in the waist, defining a womans body. Now it is often worn as a fetish garment

i bought a really hot PVC waist cincher

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