When your ex still weilds the ability to convince you to drive 6 hours for a subsequent bootycall.
Cliff: Where you this weekend?
Matt: Sorry, I saw the ex...6 hour bootycall. I can't say no to her!
Cliff: God, stop seeing that psycho!
8👍 5👎
When a hot tub is occupied only by males, increasing the homo points +10.
Two guys approach a hot tub with only males in it.
Guy #1: Hey man, where are all the chicks?
Guy #2: I'm outta here, thats too much Dude Soup for me.
35👍 7👎