No Shit

1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.

Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.

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Shovament

A poker tournament where multiple players will shove pre-flop. Tournaments can be a shovament from the beginning, or it can turn into one after the blinds become extremely high. Shovaments are much more common online than in live play, especially with the abundance of turbo and super turbo Sit & Go tournaments.

Mark: I signed up for the one cent 900 man poker tournament on Pokerstars. I knew immediately it would be a shovament all the way through.

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barroids

The name that many people use to refer to Barry Bonds. This name is used because many people think he is a cheater by using steroids, hence the roids in the name.

Jim: I hate Barroids.

Henry: Who's Barroids?

Jim: Barry Bonds, the biggest cheater in baseball by using steroids.

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