big mac bryson

bryson is a fucking fat piece of shit who can smell mcdonalds from miles and miles away he will sit on you if you dont give him food within every 20 minutes and he is very scary. you can also hearhim from miles away walking all of the earthquakes are from him getting up which only happens every 5 years

person1: holy shit run its big mac bryson hes been awoken
person2: get the mcdonalds ready he'll be eating that for a good 30 seconds we can at least get far enough away to where he wont be able to get up again and chase us

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Nigalopellord

Nigalopellord is the highest rank of nigalopelland which is our world domination scheme if you are a nigalopellord you own everyone and everything it is prime rank. You also decide on what the nigalopeloids do or don’t do we also decide on how and where we attack for world domination

Nigalopellord1: send zem to see kennels
Nigalopellord2:yes kennels you shall