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The ladder of sex is a scale that ranks the amount of people involved in a certain activity of sex. The ladder goes like this:
1 person = Virgin
2 people = Secs
3 People = Threesome
4 People = Smash
5 People = Mass Orgy
6 People = Shrekfest
There have been many complications with the use of the word "Smash" to represent the 4 person sex as many people believe the term should be "awesome foursome." The term smash came from the sound that is made from the event as it is the one that involves the most moving around and the most amount of damage to certain objects. "Shrekfest" is the most dangerous type of event as it involves the most amount of pain. The term came from the shrek movies which are the greatest things on Earth. "Secs" is the most orgasmic kind as it is only two people who are alone with no problems whatsoever.
Person A: "So we've done everything on The Ladder of Sex other than Shrekfest. When do you wanna do that?"
Person B: "Now."
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A home for a ton of gay SJWs that believe that words like "nigger" and "faggot" are prohibited to anyone that isn't black or gay. They only believe that what they like is what everyone else should like, and if you don't agree with them, they will attack you to the end.
Person A: "Omg, this guy just said the n word on instagram, he must be executed."
Person B: "What a faggot..."
Person A: "Oi, you gay?"
Person B: "Nah..."
Person A: "KILL YOURSELF"
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A mass orgy is a form of sex, and is the 5th level on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is one of the most famous levels but also the one that many consider the worst form of sex. This is mainly due to the fact that it is a just a build up to the best type of sex, the shrekfest, which usually includes the same people in the mass orgy, but also includes one of the members uncles.
Person A: "That was not fun. The mass orgy is shit. Anyways, whose uncle is gonna be apart of the shrekfest?"
Person B: "Mine..."
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