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Urban Dictionary Voting is a feature on the site "urbandictionary.com" that uses the public to vote for words made by other people to be added to the website or not. When people go on to the voting feature, they will find that almost every single word is just a fucking name for either: someone a person is in love with, someone a person hates, someone a person is joking around with, or themselves. For example, if someone were to write a word for themselves, they's write "Oscar has the biggest dick ever" or something. It is very annoying, and if you are someone that does this, the community of urbandictionary.com would like you to just end your life.
Person A: "Ay, just wrote a definition on urban dictionary!"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "'Person A has the biggest dick ever and is in love with the best girl on earth, Person C!"
Person B: "Why would the people on the urban dictionary voting vote for that?"
Person A: "Because it's true."
Person B: "End your life."
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Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true...
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
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A special form of sex that many people always want to experience, yet often never do. It is the orgasmic type of sex that feels so good that those who do experience it will always try to experience again, yet they don't realise that it's a one time thing.
Husband: "Holy shit, that was some of the best sex I've ever had."
Wife: "Yeah, it was so good. I think what we experienced was actually secs, not sex."
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A threesome is a form of sex that is the third level on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). Threesomes are not very famous as it doesn't have the amazing feeling like secs or the fun like smash or shrekfest. It is not considered one of the main forms of sex, that's why people refer to it as a "secondary form." However, another type of a threesome is called a "Gleesome Threesome," which is much more famous and common as it involves the use of Dildos and Blow jobs.
Person A: "Wanna have a Threesome?"
Person B: "Is it a Gleesome Threesome?"
Person A: "It can be if you want."
Person B: "Good"
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Creaming is the action of releasing semen. Many people use the word as another word for masturbation or another term for semen, but it is mainly just the release, however it can be a reference to semen.
You can say something like "I just creamed myself" or "cream" and they both are a reference to jizzed.
Person A: "Ahh fuck, I just creamed myself"
Person B: "Mmm, lemme have a taste."
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A group of 6 people all banging each other at once. It is the last level of sex on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is the messiest type of sex, but also the most fun. Many people experiment with different types of shrekfests, including 6 person anal. People try to experiment with different genders, such as 3 male and 3 female, all male/female, all transgender or all of some other type of made up gender. The term "shrekfest" comes from the shrek movies, aka the greatest things mankind has ever made.
Male A: "Yo, who's up for a shrekfest?"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"
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A group of people having sex, more people than a threesome, but not as much as a mass orgy or a shrekfest (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). Many people do not like the use of the word "smash" when referring to 4 man sex. Instead, they like the term "awesome foursome," which may sound better, but it doesn't refer to the sound being made for the sex unlike smash, which is just one smash after the other. Many items, such as lamps, beds and dicks, are usually broken in this event as it involves the most amount of moving around.
Person A: "Hey, you wanna smash, all 4 of us?"
Person B: "*Ahem*
I think you mean Awesome Foursome."
Person A: "No, I mean smash."
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