moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

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weed horny

when you have a really strong urge to smoke weed almost as if you are horny for it

bro I was so weed horny last night but I never ended up smoking

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