buttsex

1. the sexual act of inserting a penis into someones anus and repetedly thrusting.

2. a mexican wearing a teacup as a hat

1. me and megan were having buttsex last night since i forgot my jimi hat

2. YOU STUPID BUTTSEX WHERES MY NIGGER?

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Ambiwankstrous

someone who can jerk off with both hands

hes ambiwankstrous. im impressed.

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jimi hat

its a condom, dipshit.

get it, its a 'hat' for your 'jimi'

yo nitin, i ran out of jimi hats. got magnums?

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peniscide

the act of murdering ones penis
i.e. cutting it off
its like castration, but to your penis

martha commited a peniscide when john dumped her and now johns not gonna have kids

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ragefilled putter

a particularily angry shotputter

did you see that ragefilled putter? he just screamed "GOD DAMMIT FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT" and we could hear him across the field!

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sweet mexican jesus

a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens

dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.

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fuck face

a fuckin bitch ass trick.

man, you fuckin fuck faces need to fuckin shut the fuck up before i motherfuck you over, fuck!

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