R.I.S.K.

Rape Intimidate Steal Kill , can be used to describe a person/place/thing.

"Man I was in my car with my girl smoking a fattie, and all the sudden there was a gang of R.I.S.K. outside my car trying to take my weed and fuck my lady !"

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fuckest dumbest

drunk talk for - Fucking Dumbest

Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks....

Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"

Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"

Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"

Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"

Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"

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monkey dick

a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.

bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."

random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"

bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."

random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"

bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"

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niggerama

A festival of niggerdom

Man I was walking in the park and stopped because i smelt fried chicken, i looked over to the right and saw some niggerama.

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cotton cheese

when your girl is so horny she creates cotton cheese in her panties.

"Man my girl was so horny, When I took her panties off to eat that muff there was loads of cotton cheese in them' panties"

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