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a thing that brainwashes people
man: hey i think religions r useless
man2: yeah you're right
god:
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my babies
i squirted nut/nutted on my 19,338 years old grandma who is still alive
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to brutally torn off someone's face, cut off their hands, gouge out their eyes, inject them with steroids to keep them alive, cut off their head, get their skin out, and steal their still-beating heart.
jimmy: i want to say hi to that girl!
timmy: damn bro what did she even do to you
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i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
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the shittiest thing to ever fucking exist on this fatherfucking planet
made for ppl that are 0-7
skibidi toilet is made by a clown (dafuck boom cumshot man)
rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes
dhshgabda: hey let's go inside the school's toilets and become the skibidi toilet ohio sigma lord!!
rusdhfnsd: yeah!!!
rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes skibdi duhadsaduhas nrim nrim
penis: go fucking kill yourself
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