Isabelle

Isabelle comes across as a bitch until you get to know her. She smells like cheese, looks like bread, feels like an armadillo and tastes like...i don’t know ask her friends but if you put two and two together you have your lunch. Isabelle is a gorgeous young lady (or man) and has lots of friends. She is a massive virgin unless you have 3 eyebrows and 4 fingernails for eyelashes. This lady Mrs Steal Yo Man/Girl unless you work your magic and make her become loyal mail.

Person: “Issy! Hands off!”

Isabelle: *meows* “NO”