Nihilist Paperhands

The charming owner of the Stockmarket.com Discord channel. Once a young, poor fella, Nihilist Paperhands worked his way to the blue-ball grade net worth of just six figures. Over the past years, it has been proven that Nihilist Paperhands has paperhandsed over $1.5 million in plays.

Nihilist Paperhands is working illegally in the US.

Nancy

The type of person who would withhold emergency funding from tens of millions of people for political gain.

Damn, Nancy just stopped our stimulus checks from happening for the 18th time in the last 3 months, shouldn't she be in jail by now?