egg-noggin'

When a woman wakes up on Christmas morning to find her period wrapped underneath the bush.

I wore white silk pajamas to bed on Christmas Eve and woke up the next morning egg-noggin'.

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lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.

I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.