Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

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Clomework

Homework that is given in class to work on, but if you don't finish it becomes homework.

Unfinished class work that becomes homework.

I didn't finish that classwork so now it's clomework. Fuck!