23

The age at which women reach their peak desirability to men.

That 23 year old chick is HOT!

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time

Something that only goes faster and faster as you get older.

January 1, 2057 - 12:09 AM
"The year's over already? Where did that time go?"

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Show-off

Someone who feels the need to kiss their lover whenever a bunch of other people are around.

*Couple Kisses*
Guy Watching: Show-off! Get a room!

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GAD

Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

A psychiatric disorder with symptoms including constant worry, difficulty with concentration, and restlessness. GAD is twice as common in women than men. GAD can severely impair a person's ability to handle many things in their life including school, work, and relationships.

Heidi was recently diagnosed with GAD.

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Easter Bunny

A creature that poops candy and pees soda.

I found candy and soda on the driveway. The easter bunny must've come last night.

Whoopin' stick

A stick used to spank people.

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!

Running Shorts

Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.

Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!

Was she wearing yoga pants?

No she was wearing running shorts!

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