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Not In My Back Yard
This can also be referred to NIMBYism. NIMBYism is when people protests against proposed projects like city projects, and cause alot of trouble by protesting.
1) They were proposing to build a freeway through Vancouver in the 1960s, but the stupid NIMBYs from Gastown and Chinatown got pissed and the project got posponed due to NIMBYism, now Vancouver is full of dogways!
2) They want to build Skytrain to Richmond on Cambie St. and the NIMBYs are pissed off already!
3) Man Vancouver has alot of dogway loving NIMBYs!!!
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An extremely versatile word that can either be used:
(1) as cute name for a really cute cat that usually smells really good or,
(2) as a noun to refer to a really cute cat that usually smells really good or,
(3) both of the above
Especially when the cat is a orange fur DMH/Domestic Medium Hair Tabby. These Banushkas are so cute that you can't resist hugging and squeezing them until their eyes pop out and they become as flat as a piece of paper, and sniffing them so hard like a vacuum cleaner their fur starts to come off because they smell so good, sort of like flower dirt and purfume!
1. Aww my Banushka my catton, he is sooo cute!!!
2. Listen to my Banushka mooooo like a cow!
3. I am so happy I bought this Banushka for only รยฃ90; I reckon its the best ninety-quid well spent!
4. No, Banushka is not related to Babushka, although I suppose you can have a Russian Banushka with Grand-Banushkies two generations down thus creating a Babushka Banushka xD
5. Omfg, I cannot believe that the word Banushka doesn't exist in any language at all!
The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!
These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!
2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!
3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!
The oldest most haunted stock on the Skytrain Network.
Versions:
- 1.100 {#1-56 > original
- 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s
- 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old
- 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction
Synonyms + Why:
- Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies
- Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying.
- Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens
- Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey!
- Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there)
- Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered
- Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed
1) Avoid the Mark 1 Skytrain at all cost its better to wait for a M2 or 3, unless you are keen to experience sheer horror from paranormal activity! Ride if you dare, but don't say I didn't warn you if you see a spirit and it follows you home haunting you day and night appearing in your dreams, or even worse, getting stuck in a parallel dimension!
2) I call the Mark 1 Skytrains the Chicken Slaughter Pooey Booey Bouncing Crying Haunted trains i.e. CSPBBCH Trains. The CSPBBCH Skytrains have a personality of their own, having absorbed + charged up by all the emotions of the passengers over the decades, some good some of pure violence, suicide, death, and evil! This is how a lot of hauntings and poltergeists develop, some intelligent, some residual.
3) Stay off the Mark 1 Skytrains! I had nightmares of these trains where when I enter it was normal but it took me thru a wormhole and everyone dissapeared, the seats replaced with work tables and saws of a mobile poultry processing factory, blood and dead chicken carcasses were everywhere with the smell of death and decomposition, then horrific apparitions started appearing and I started to hear voices and evil laughter!
4) They should really cut the outhouse section off and covert it into outhouses when these ancient Mark 1 trains are retired.
5) They should start playing "poopie poopie poopie poo poopie boobie haunted poo" to announce the Mark 1's arrival to serve as a warning!
(Boobie Train and "Boo!" - yes, pun intended)
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1. Another way of saying Click Bank!
2. What ClickBank sounds like when the speaker has a Singaporean Accent..
Hello, I am an affiliate marketer from Singapore and I make monkeys using ClickBang!
The wireless transmission of an electrical charge through a distance without metal to metal contact.
1. Hin wanted charge his phone without needing to connect the USB cable every time, so he went down to the electronics store and bought a telecharger. He is now telecharging his phone's battery.
2. A macaque monkey found herself in a tropical storm with heavy thunder and lightning while running through a jungle clearing. Unfortunately she got telecharged and did not survive.
Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration Server 2000
1. (n) The world's hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.
2. A Web/Firewall/Proxy server by Micro$oft designed to piss you and other IT professionals off.
3. The biggest fucking, ass ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of shit in the world.
Employees: I can't access the internet!
MIS Department: It's the ISA Server go blaim the ISA Server!
Employees: Is it that piece of shit acting up again?
MIS Department: Ja!
Employees: Hey guys! Why don't we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!
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