An och'oce's sexual organ. Kind of looks like a dick but with tentacles on the inside. Ejects komig'f.
"Oh my fucking god I need to rub my sp'lgog RIGHT NOW."
The greatest person ever. He has a splendid tumblr blog with many intriguing posts. He has three children named "Muppet Jr.", "Vriska Two", and "Bloodshadow". Also goes by "The Muppet Joker". His followers as a group are named "Croaker's wacky muppetfriends".
"I love reading Croaker's blog."