etched

To drink yourself retarded, not of your own doing.

Atilla "Etch" Ecsedy etched me last night!

Help me I'm etched and cannot get up!

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tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

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