crazyoldman

guy with no cat-sense who likes to fuck mermen in their clamps and wield himself.

My God if its isnt crazyoldman, quick son, hide the mermen.

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the dog ate it

Explanation for circumcision which doesn't involve a rabbi.

No pretty Palestinian girl, I am not a jew, merely the victim of a cocker spaniel.

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stoking the fire

Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.

"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."

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judders

Phonetic representation of what happens when you try and get it on with a female cow when it very cold.

And then, just when I was about to get the gold top, my peevle got the judders.

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