Broadside

v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.

From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.

I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

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