Cap-cunt

A gatekeeper for Capcom games.

A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”

Valve-head

A gatekeeper of Valve games.

Two friends are playing Team Fortress 2
Jacob: "That guy just banned me for no reason!"
Connor: "Don't feel too bad, he's probably a Valve-head"

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