hesher

Anyone who only listens to music from their teens and twenties. They can be heard saying:
"You call this crap music, man?"

"When I was young, we had real music man. Stuff you can feel man."
"Kids today only listen to corporate made bull, man."

Dude, your dad is such a hesher.
Look at all the heshers smoking in front of the 80's club!
Nothing sadder than a balding hesher, please get a hair cut.

stank chaff

Occurring just before anal intercourse, the bottom sprays diarrhea throwing the pursuant off of their tail. A mess that ruins the mood for anal intercourse.

When the two horny lovers returned home from a meal of spicy Korean food, the bottom sadly ruined the night by spraying stank chaff just before getting laid.