shmalyssa

the term shmalyssa is commonly used to define ugly hairless balls. mostly used among youngins, targeted towards women with long black hair extensions.

“hey.. u think that girls got shmalyssa ?”
“for sure, look at her hair!”

ripply

traditional name for a boy named jackson to name a puppy.

women: “whats jacksons dogs name?
man:“ripply”
woman: “thats the name of my sons dogs name !”
man: whats your sons name?”
woman: “jackson..”

shmalleah

shmalleah is a chicken wrap god. her habitat is the sky where she generates chicken wraps for casual yutes on earth and floated them down.

Person A: “Mhhm.. this wrap is so good !”
Person B: “bless shmaalleah”
Person A:“whos shmalleah”

Person B: “the chicken wrap god, she crafted that masterpiece ur eating”
Person A: “well thanks then shmalleah”
Both: “bless shamlleah !”