This day doesnât really exist. This day is fake. This is a lie. There was never really a June 4th, itâs july 4th u idiots. Oh yea also this is national sniff rotten cantaloupes day. But it doesnât exist so...
June 4th never was a day. Itâs all a lie.
August 8th is national lick your toe day. You just lick every single toe you can find! Get ready people, this day will be lots of fun!
August 8th is a day to be proud of foot fetishes!