noobies

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

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Justin

Greatest thing on the planet. Period.
Also the name for, possibly, the sexiest men alive.
Also see: sexy, greatness, hot, uncanny

I child was born.
Doctor: What will you name him?
Father: John
*baby remains ugly*
Mother: No! Justin
*baby becomes beautiful beyond all compare*
Doctor: That's the greatest name ever!

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