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Pre-come, what comes out before the explosion.
She gave this dude head and started gagging on his pults.
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A nasty, ugly girl who has sex in vans, closets, public bathrooms, public pools, her parents' bed, etc. etc.
That girl Ria is a total vanch. She fucked six guys in her mom's bed while she was on the rag.
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Sore caused by herpes or infected shaving bump.
Damn get a load of that canker on his lip!
Hey, don't go down tonight, hon...I have a big nasty canker on my puss.
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When feces rubs the inside of the toilet bowl and leaves marks. Easily remedied by multiple flushes.
Your mom left poop streaks in the toilet again!
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World Trade Center, in New York.
On 9/11 the W.T.C. was attacked by terrorists.
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Pussy warmth, usually generated from excessive sex or masturbation.
We don't need a fucking heater, maynard! Just tell Shellie to spread her legs and we'll use her purmal to keep warm!
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When intoxicated and rushing to the bathroom, this is the little premature squirt of piss that escapes whilst turning the bathroom light on (flipping the switch).
Dick: Dude, I need some new underwear!
Tom: Why?
Harry: Yeah, why?
Dick: I just had a pistch!
Tom: Damn! That sucks!
Harry: Want some pretzels?
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