peach tree

fuck a girl in the ass and hit her in the head with peaches.

an improper way to give a peach tree is to take a girl to a farm and fuck her in the ass while banging her head into a peach tree.

19👍 50👎

UPS surprise

a cardbaord box filled with spinach and a hole for the penis is cut out. you insert your penis and have a friend smack the box around like a UPS delivery man.

I was afraid i wouldnt get any gifts for my birthday but then i got a UPS surprise from mom. it was the best birthday ever!!!

13👍 5👎