Haji Cart

Haji cart (ha-gee.cart) n. Any of the many food carts that are found on the street corners of virtually any major city throughout the world. Haji carts are operated and sometimes owned by dirty 'hajis' and sell overpriced, unsanitary food e.g. hot dogs, shishkabobs, pretzels, etc. The only time Haji cart food is decent is when the food is Halal -in which case the food has to be held to the standards of their own kind.

I got food poisoning from the haji cart!

Creep-shaming

(Creep-shay-ming) v. The act of stopping a man’s unwanted advances by calling him or his actions “creepy.” That will usually stop a man’s efforts to fuck you cold for it is the worst thing a man could be called and is tantamount to a female being called a “slut” (i.e slut-shaming). Term also could be utilized by other men as a “ cock-blocking” device.

That guy kept bothering me, but I started creep-shaming him....and he finally left me alone.

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Municipal Police Department

n. A small-town law enforcement agency in some God-forsaken suburb that is almost always corrupt. The cops that work these jobs are generally geeky, suburban white guys that were picked-on in high school and never got laid -but were able to make the small-town political connections in order to get the job -which is the ultimate suburban power-trip. These cowboy cops are very accustomed to having their asses kissed by virtually everyone in the towns they serve because it offers political clout to the ass-kissing residents as well as a PBA card & "name-dropping" power that will get them out of a problem down the road. Residents that don't play this game nor pay the proper respect to these modern-day feudal lords will find themselves to be targets and, at some point, have some legal problems(usually trumped-up charges as punishment for not bowing-down) that will ultimately cost time and money.

Careful your speed. Don't wanna have to deal with any yahoos from this small town municipal police department.

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Vollie

( vol-ee) n. A volunteer firefighter or First Aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. Vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with an excessive amounts of blue LED lights because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost orgasmic. Several stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some FDNY 9/11 are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn't know what they did for a hobby. They also pander to paid city jobs with the "Bro" and "Brother" in hopes of being perceived as "one of them," but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as "buffs" and "hobbyists." Used mostly as a pejorative...obviously

uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!

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Vollie

( vol-ee) n. A volunteer firefighter or First Aider; usually a geeky/nerdy suburbanite looking to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity, social popularity, and/or small-town political connections and hopes to obtain the ever-coveted small-town police department job. Vollies adorn their pick-up trucks with excessive amounts of blue LED lights, because the power trip of making other vehicles pull over to the side for them is almost orgasmic. Several fire stickers, placards, maltese crosses and some FDNY 9/11 decal are plastered all over the vehicle -in case you didn't know what they did for a hobby. They also pander to paid city jobs with the "Bro" and "Brother" in hopes of being perceived as "one of them," but are never taken seriously by paid members and are perceived as "buffs" and "hobbyists." Used mostly as a pejorative...obviously

uh-oh, the vollie buffs are coming up the block, quick, shut the door!

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