shut hippens

A common phrase in New Zealand. Identical to "shit happens" after accounting for the accent.

"Hey bru, what's happening?"
"Some deckhid stole my car, bru."
"Aw, shut bru. That's no good"
"No worries bru. Shut hippens"
"Sweet es"

tac-vom

A tactical vomit, used to relieve oneself of crippling illness. Most common during or in the aftermath of heavy drinking. See Tac-Yac

I felt like shit, but I snuck in a cheeky little tac-vom, and now I feel great.

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