baby

A mother-fucking roly-poly, chubby-cheecked, shit-machine.

He: Rita's pregnant!
She: Say again?
He: Rita IS PREGNANT!
She: A mother-fucking roly-poly, chubby-cheecked, shit-machine. Are you kidding me?
He: Well, I've never heard it described a baby in quite those words before, but yeah.

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